'An anthropomophic fashion show'

"Here we are at our first 'fish walk' show." They said, not daring to mention the cat word, so they improvised and used fish, not a bad idea I thought.


"Hey you lot, shh.......don't talk too loudly we don't want the human one's to know we can talk". One of the fish whispered, and in a quiet voice.. continued......... "You do realise we have now been put in another cupboard". "Don't be ridiculous" said one from the middle. "I can feel the warmth of the lights on my tail". The fish on the end continued "So what is that noise"? Said the fish at the end of the line.
"Humph!!" said the one with stripy socks ........"It's the 'bloody' boiler!"
"Shh keep quiet...... and don't swear..............remember your a lady". They all chorused.

The fish continued talking to themselves in the boiler cupboard disappointed that I hadn't organised a proper cat I mean fish walk show.

I have nearly finished my other five ladies. I hope to get the rest of these girls 'dressed' in the next few days, I've decided to only to make 10 of these fish... just a very small shoal, as I want to move onto other things.

Now I must decide for once and for all on their names........... decisions, decisions decisions.........together with Christmas nipping at my heals and our first frost of the winter.

'anthropomorphic fishy friends'

The fish was nervous introductions were not the done thing in the fishy world.

"My artist has made another of us curious fish or as she calls us her
'anthropomorphic fish'

She continued "let me introduce you ..... to...... oh I can't," she was almost in tears "we haven't been named yet". Feeling very sad and trying desperately to regain her composure, she continued "Let me instead show you the latest photo's that we have of ourselves together".

"Our artist is still deciding on our names, and 'OUTFITS'", still embarrassed about being in the altogether. "You human ones can't decide on the simplest of things, how do go get up in the mornings. how long can it take"?............"Could you all put on your thinking caps to help her?" the fish enquired.

What is going on? ... the human one asked the fish.